With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”
Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.
You missed Kawhi. Lowry is better then DeRozan, I’d put Paul George over him also if he tries his hardest.
Man ... that’s a pretty large crowd for a meaningless late-season game played by a terrible team against a mediocre team, neither with any stars that make people go “oh, I need to actually see this guy in person.” Props to Brooklyn fans!
All cause Trump wants bragging rights. And probably because he wants to put a hotel there.
Dear Jezebel Staff:
Her grin was as infectious as her dancing.
Over Christmas break I took a riverboat tour through San Antonio, and they still point out that stone bridge from the Bidi Bidi Bom Bom clip as the “Selena Bridge.” Apparently it’s become a popular spot for marriage proposals and weddings.
Pretty sure the scientific term is ‘cock-meat sandwich.’
But was it a sandwich?
“Chef Curry” is a thing? Kee-rist, Warriors fans are even worse than I thought.
Scandal!
Geert the fuck out of here.
“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”
Argh remember when Idris Elba was DOPE AS FUCK in Luther? And how he was the greatest criminal mastermind of all time in The Wire? (although the latter isn’t British).
Mark Wahlberg in: