Wait so I just read 2/3 of an article just to find out it’s a puff piece praising your favorite team’s fans for being so classy? Fuck you Draper

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

“Sachs points to the profound racial and ethnic segregation of our society”

As an upper-middle class white man, people are unhappy??

I mean, one of them has glasses, though.

Okay, but Amy Adams and Isla Fisher do look alike, right?

Someone should show him the battle of Helm’s deep.

the wall will be 30 feet tall

Meltdown in the Middle

clearly you’ve never been to Rome

(fracas)

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

More like MANstruating!

My only complaint with being both Irish and Mexican is that I burn in the summer and my younger brother turns golden brown. Life aint fair.

Mexicans and Irish are pretty much the same thing:
- Catholic
- Extremely hard working
- Love the beer
- Ethnic scapegoat

Catholic guilt. It checks out.

Now, now, Lifehacker is more or less a SJW safe haven, no one would force anyone to do anything they didn’t want, they just guilt him into writing it.

You forgot:

Counterpoint: The Klaw is a great nickname considering how frequently he steals the ball, in part due to the size of his hands.