Will somebody stop the damn match?!

An arc Noah didn’t appreciate.

I audibly Jim Rossed a “BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM!” watching that dunk.

So this really is how Hollywood sees him.

Did he stop having sex too, or what?

“FiveThirtyEight’s prediction model gives...” Hahahaha.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

*BOOM*

Baylor Christianity

Mattingly can relate.

I don’t really know what I just saw, but my (Canadian) wife told me that she just started ovulating.

Mostly White Russians.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Irish person here. Nancy Mulligan and Galway Girl are poor facsimiles of an actual trad song. I see what he’s going for but honestly it grosses me out in a way. However, his parents (or grandparents?) are Irish and he does seem to have a genuine love, or grá shall we say, for the country so I can understand he did it…

I really hope San Antonio passes up Golden State for the one seed so we can get a Warriors-Thunder first round matchup. You know Russ is going Super Saiyan if that happens.

I like the part where the Warriors were up by 3*, talked some shit, and then lost.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Speaking as a native Texan, nobody’ll judge you if you just say “y’all”, even if you’re from up north. It’s a good word.