This is the joke though.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

Tom Brady needs to figure it out

You hear “deuce” enough times in one day and you start to fall in line.

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

The biggest frustration for the Mets and their fans has been, after all this time and effort, Tebow’s continued refusal to go past 2nd base.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

What’s hilarious to me is that they’re THE SAME GOD.

That is a remarkable stat (not Russ’ techs, Kawhi’s lack of them).

This is a weak-ass retort even though you said “taek.” Edgy.

“Luncheon” sounds like I would still be hungry at the end.

WELL CLEARLY THEY ALREADY WEAKENED IT FOR YOU GOSH

Came for the Harambe jokes, left mostly disappointed.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Southerners are nice... to your face.

Trump will say Hawaii is not real USA. Go Hawaii!!!

If that’s the case, can I interest you in this compilation?

Russell Westbrook plays at best average defense and also by the way turns the ball over at a 5.5 per game rate. That’s a historically bad turnover rate. Harden is the same with even worse defense. Kawhi is the best perimeter defender in the NBA and still manages to put up big numbers on offense. I am so sick and tired…