To those outside Philly, “having a big dick” just means carrying a couple extra d batteries in your pocket in case JD Drew walks by.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

What does he have tickets?

Mexican food in Austin makes me sad. You’re 100% correct. Austin has no draw for me at all. San Antonio’s where it’s at now.

To require someone to be patriotic is fundamentally un-American. The freedom to publicly state, I am ashamed of my country is the most American thing there is, from the very start of this nation. This is the same mistake made 50 years ago punishing the American act of protest, to make America better.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Don’t you mean vaghalla which is ruled over by the wise Odpeen?

Don’t listen to him, Chris. He microwaves bacon for crying out loud.

“...he jumped into my...”

“And yet, Austin is a sanctuary city and a supposed liberal oasis in Texas’s conservative folds...”

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

It’s called the “Fredo Rule.”

My only hope is that Danny Glover says during the protest, “I’m getting too old for this shit.” Then it all comes full circle.

All I know is that 14th pick is going to eventually wind up in Green Bay where he’ll win 5 Super Bowls.

it’s bacteria

“Burnout” is basically depression. Saying the way to combat depression is to “stop being depressed” probably didn’t need an article this long to say it. It’s far more complicated than simply “rediscovering the things you enjoy in life.”

Or “Guest.”

“One, two, three, four, five? That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.”

How do you know the combination to my luggage???