I’d be upset if my goalie mistake cost us a baby, too.

23 minutes should do it:

I will always, always star a Sherman burns Atlanta joke. Forever.

Or...just eat a regular taco with no meat/cream/cheese.

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?

At least start some fires or something

Alternate take: Bringing up the fact that they blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals after breaking the regular season win record will NEVER get tired, old, or lame.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

1) Stop being tired.

the Spurs are so consistent it’s boring.

No one has been talking about the Spurs much all season because they are just doing what they always do, but with Durant out of the picture the door is wide open for them. They already have a shutdown swing defender, and now remove the scariest swing threat on their scariest opponent. They are still as potent as ever…

... and then getting hit over the head with the Korbel.

Replacing Durant with Barnes is like replacing Dom Perignon with a bottle of Korbel that’s been open for a week and a half.

::waits anxiously::

MOTHER!

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

I was really happy when Markieff hit bofa.

Poor Shaq. Now we know why his free throw shooting was so historically bad.

Wow I didn’t even think of the significance of that line. I definitely need to see this movie again

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!