Both are worthy fuckin’ adversaries.

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

This could have been her entire article.

Yes, Cousins can be a whiny baby on the court and with the press.

Photogs count as journalists right?

“Pardon me?”

Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces?

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

Only one business in my community closed down for the event and it is the best Mexican restaurant in town. Someone posted on their Facebook page “I guess I’ll just go to Taco Bell instead.” and the restaurant just responded with a puking emoji. It was beautiful.

Truly the Herpes of the arts and crafts world

I agree, except for the fact that it shoots glitter. Unless she is going to clean it up herself, and even then her parents will find it 6months later. Truly the Herpes of the arts and crafts world

Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.

Oh PLEASE let there be a tech bubble burst. I would love nothing more than for those snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

The family has set up a website... that encourages other fans to share similar memories.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

+Dozens of un-returned texts and unanswered phone calls

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

My take here is that Kawhi should win the MVP.

But Westbrook is being funnier about it so...he wins!