AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

What, do you really expect them to skate at Rockefeller Center with the plebes?

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I’m going to be honest, I think this is a very tough movie to talk about with a feminist perspective, because it’s hard to talk about the wrinkles and nuances in the characters without sounding like you are in some sense either dismissing the text itself, or minimizing the issues on display.

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

It was his year. Stupid NBA limiting the fan vote to 50% is unamerican. I deserve to see a West starting five of Zaza Pachulia, Harambe, Jill Stein, Boaty McBoatface and Hitler.  

They also talked to a Spurs fan from Macedonia who built Twitter bots to vote for Kawhi Leonard hundreds of thousands of times.

Person posting comments on a blog tells scientists doing groundbreaking work “Don’t you have better things to do” without sense of irony.

I’m okay with making Ice Elephants so long as you also make Fire, Wind, Water, Stone, and Lightning Elephants.

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

My fo fo make sho all yo kids don’t grow!

Chino XL, fuck you too!

And then Jesus said, “Let me see your papers. You don’t have any? Then GTFO you homeless foreign leech!”

Holy shit, what a pass! I’m just glad no one was there to bat that pass away.

If it had been in a football stadium I’d say he was looking at the jumbotron to see Kawhi but that is not the case here. Manu gonna Manu.

This is only a highlight to those who are not life long Spurs fans. To life long Spurs fans, it is the same ‘ol Manu. It is nice to finally see the Spurs on Deadspin as I am sick of all of the GSW posts.

Echolocation.

Actually, he’s a Spur.