Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

I’ve done a lot of traveling in this country, and Dallas and Houston are fucking hell holes.

“And the racing gods chortled.” - Aesopp

I’m fairly certain Jerry Jones is going to rip Abbott’s spine out of his body like some Mortal Kombat move if he’s told he can’t host another Super Bowl.

Well, ain’t that a kick in the nuts.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Owning a $3k computer is excessive.

To the average American having $2m worth of jewelry might be excessive but to much of the world owning a $3k computer is also excessive.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

And boy are their arms tired...

CRUCIAL UPDATE

“Look at this crazy markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!”

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

I dunno, relationships are complicated sometimes. Without knowing more details, it kind of gives me hope. Like, we can all lose our way sometimes or struggle, but if we work at being good to each other we can find our way back.