“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

And they just sit back and watch when Bundy’s white folks terrorize.

4-2=3-1. Warriors blew a 3-1 lead

Proud whole milk guzzling Jew here.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Oh, god, Taylor.

I don’t know, I have some religious friends who waited until marriage and they seem to be doing fine. One thing I will say about this group is they are all highly educated people, who, though most of them were raised in religious households, made the decision as young adults to be more religious, and also didn’t get…

A former friend of mine was a devout Catholic. She was hellbent on being a virgin on her wedding night so much so she refused gyno exams.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

you have to try it, before you buy it

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

do you need a safe space, snowflake?

While a terrible, boring franchise, isn’t TV kinda more prestigious nowadays?

Both of those movies:

“Hey Mister, can I use the swings now?”

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