The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Dallas

WAIT TILL PEOPLE FIND OUT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AREN’T ALWAYS 100% HONEST

The American way.

Canned water!

Oh shit. Did Pence vote?

Daily fucking reminder:

It’s going to be even worse when Trump reveals this shocking proof, that Obama covered up, of US forces being routed by the Russians when we attempted to intervene in the Crimea situation.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

Dr. Richard Kimble has been looking for this kid.

Ah, the History Channel- where America’s racist uncles go when Fox News makes them think too much.

How big of a piece of shit would you have to be to truther this....?

What are they talking about? The Patriots led for exactly zero seconds in the Super Bowl.

“THEY MESSED WITH THE WRAWNG FAKKIN’ NARRATIVE!”

I had to retrain myself to type “Okay.”

Movie announcer voice: “One man, punished for a crime he didn’t commit, plans to show the league they messed with the wrong Patriot.”

The Mark Walberg movie about this is going to be insufferable.