She’s adorable but it’s hard to go against Chya Mayo.

Foley’s in Texas.

how about smushing your face against the microphone while telling a story about the family dog peeing on the rug?

I thought fancy dogs were good at finding things.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

You root for some random ass teams.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Remember we should respect their beliefs too...

+1 forbidden romance

Maeby

Messing around with Cousins rarely ends well.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

Mumps is a real thing here.

ikr? Maybe get someone who can actually sell all the lies. Sean must have a conscience because he always seems like he’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

“See??? This is what I was talking about- arming bears!” said an increasingly confused Betsy DeVos, as blood trickles out of her ear.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...