Yeah, wild animals are not really cognizant or giving a shit what we’ve decided to call their species.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

I LOVE YOUR ICON! I AM IN LOVE WITH THE SPURS. THEY ARE MY TEAM FOR LIFE and I really miss their HEB commercials. Especially the early ones when they were like “what do we do now. Eat salsa. Laugh. Haha. Haha.”

LOLing at that bear going back to his friends later like “DUDEZ, look at this cool kayak I scored. I love thrifting!”

Because the book was outstanding.

PRERSHERS. DERN’T YOU HERT MER DEHRG, LADY.

Kayaking is an assumed-risk sport. I’ve commented elsewhere here that there’s some safety measures I would have taken (like not paddling unless I have at least two other people with me and ensuring I had some means of contacting emergency services for help).

(or die)

Seriously...it’s getting out of hand. The presidential candidates better start talking about serious gun control measures because otherwise this shit will keep happening. I don’t know if this shooter had an assault rifle, but I’d be willing to bet they did. Which is why we need laws to ban these because NO ONE NEEDS A…

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Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

Me literally a minute before reading this article: some day i’mma get rich and wear only Rick Owens all day every day

From the ESPN article:

I’m laugh/sobbing and I feel horrible about myself.

This is what I’m picturing him doing during the “squeals with delight”:

BARBER: Really? Again??