How do you Canadians consistently gain access to our American website pages???

as with all other explanations of frat/sorority culture I am like

SOUNDS LIKE SHE KISSED A GIRL AND DIDN’T LIKE IT

You have a “bedroom” towel? Where do you put it when not in use? Did you put a towel rack by/in your closet? Why isn’t your bathroom towel up to the task of completely drying you off?

Let me guess. Your wife does the laundry. Right? I ask because of this:

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

Congressman John Duncan, just now: “Surely you don’t expect us to be easier on you just because you’re a woman.”

Yeah she is pretty fucking skinny. She needs to shut up and then shut up again:

Fox News is entering Bond villain territory at this point.

I feel so vindicated right now:

I give you the dog bun.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

Oh many I LOVE rediscovering a polish you forgot you had. Also, I really need a better solution, but :

No no no, that was ‘essence or yew’ and it draws out toxins from your inner self.

You know what I thought off when I read that quote? Rachel Dolezal.

“Picture in your mind our glorious future! When every fetus will stand up against the tyranny of teh gayz, and Americans will cast their votes by firing guns! Can I get an amen?”

That’s for making me have to pick a GOP candidate, Bobby.

Absolutely agree. I’ve drooled over Meryl’s kitchen in “It’s Complicated” ever since I saw that movie and will watch it every time I catch it just to gather more details about her house. Never could understand why she wanted anything more (other than to introduce Steve Martin into the picture). I just figured it was a…

I have to agree....if you’re carrying a camera, gawking at what’s around you, and lined up to get into a tourist attraction, you’re going to look like a tourist/backpacker whether or not you have a stylish hat on.

We’re so glad that you could stomach the twee long enough to impart your wisdom.