“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”

“Kale”

Oh God, the Jezebel echo chamber is so powerful.

Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.

I'd kill for a basement. KILL.

...per se.

I’ve been commenting on the internet for years, and I only moved to a basement apartment a month ago!!

I am a lovely person

It’s not the sleeping so much as the LIVE SACRIFICES (korban).

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

Jesus fuck. IT’S JUST LIKE WHEN THEY PULL THE GOALIE OUTTA THE NET.

Oh, thanks, I haven’t had a Bloody Mary in a whi—... THIS ISN’T A BLOODY MARY

Blood will be coming out of its whatever.

Not to mention Kim has been dethroned and it’s entirely possible that Kylie could be the “Beast”

I gotcher super blood moon right here (points at mentstrual cup).

If Peyton Manning was a car, he would be this car:

One thing, among the many, that you have to respect about top-tier professional athletes is their unwavering delusion that they can still perform at the highest level.

This post is a little twee for my taste, but one thing I always bring when I’m traveling/backpacking is a few cheap, oversized lightweight button-down shirts (I usually get them from the men’s section at Goodwill). They are useful for keeping out of the sun (if you are a pale person like me), they dry quickly, and can…

Later that night, West challenged Bumgarner to a showdown at the Golden Corral.

West: (stares)