You aren’t alone, no no. In fact your usage has become the default now.

Hey, this is better than the other options. Too many sexy nun costumes.

Right? I’m a huge history dork, but even I agree that history is taught in the dullest, driest, most painful ways in schools. (That’s even mentioning the racism, misogyny, and religious bias that accompanies it.) Why haven’t we found a way to make history *fun* for kids? I know this couldn’t exactly be shown in public…

It occurred to me while we were watching this episode that I had never learned anything about what Harriet Tubman actually DID. She had been lumped into the group of “important women to mention during Black History Month” my whole education, but I never got the specifics of her life. I’m actually really ashamed that…

This just made my whole day.

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Well, the Vatican is the richest city in the world.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

I’m a history teacher, and I can tell you that you would be at great risk of being disciplined if you showed these videos. Not because of the content, mind you, but rather the language/alcohol consumption/etc...

It’s like the back of a minivan except on a purse.

The banker stole a town from the hipster who stole the town from the black man who was forced there by the white man who originally stole the land from the red man.

No one cares.

Everyone will call my child Liz for short and when someone asks if her full name is Elizabeth she will have to answer “No, it’s Lizard.”

I WILL EAT CHICKEN WHEREVER I WANT YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

But they know people can see them, right?

Let’s ignore for a minute the fact that Kylie Jenner did not, in fact, invent the concept of full lips and that full lips have been a beautiful and highly desirable trait for women of color since as long as we’ve inhabited the planet.