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“seeds” :/

"tried to manually stimulate him with soap"

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

That metaphor in the final paragraph is, just by itself, worth the price of admission.

FTFY:

They’re schedules are so tight, what with the 100-something days a year that they work and everything.

So you’re saying that if I go to DC in a tight ass dress and am willing to blow some gross old conservatives I can bring about world peace, or at least like, stop them from trying to vilify abortions and women’s health?

the liberal media coming after conservatives

“(Wo)man cannot exist on limes alone.” - the Bible, probably

nooooooooooo

It’s happened twice. A woman accused a guy of being the father of her twins. And when I opened the envelope —and I don’t know the answers before anybody else does —he was the father of one of the twins, but not the other. And they were fraternal twins. And science says that’s a million-to-one shot, that there could be

Breathe into a paper bag. Put on your Chewbacca underoos. Climb into your batmobile bed (twin, natch). Grab your Superman binky. Pull your LOTR sheets over your head. Then gently rock yourself to sleep. It'll be ok.

Also I don't watch CW.

Or is it simply you choose to ignore her legacy. Her name is in the headline yet you still spell it wrong...twice.

um no. she won a grammy was already a household name and even more popular with her upcoming english album with the hit Dreaming of You. Her style was progressing, who knows what other things she could have done.