Oh many I LOVE rediscovering a polish you forgot you had. Also, I really need a better solution, but :

No no no, that was ‘essence or yew’ and it draws out toxins from your inner self.

You know what I thought off when I read that quote? Rachel Dolezal.

“Picture in your mind our glorious future! When every fetus will stand up against the tyranny of teh gayz, and Americans will cast their votes by firing guns! Can I get an amen?”

That’s for making me have to pick a GOP candidate, Bobby.

Absolutely agree. I’ve drooled over Meryl’s kitchen in “It’s Complicated” ever since I saw that movie and will watch it every time I catch it just to gather more details about her house. Never could understand why she wanted anything more (other than to introduce Steve Martin into the picture). I just figured it was a…

Same, apparently, but that question with the GOP candidates almost made me walk away.

ACCURATE!!

I have to agree....if you’re carrying a camera, gawking at what’s around you, and lined up to get into a tourist attraction, you’re going to look like a tourist/backpacker whether or not you have a stylish hat on.

We’re so glad that you could stomach the twee long enough to impart your wisdom.

I thought party city would be more down with drag.

“Kale”

Oh God, the Jezebel echo chamber is so powerful.

Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.

I'd kill for a basement. KILL.

...per se.

I’ve been commenting on the internet for years, and I only moved to a basement apartment a month ago!!

I am a lovely person

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

Blood will be coming out of its whatever.