It happened in 2011. You just don’t realize it yet. The set of good people are all gone. The set of bad people stayed. Basically, we all stayed.

Frankly, it’s about damn time. Give the next round of evolution a shot to not fuck up as badly as we don’ goofed.

he doesn’t even GO HERE

Here’s a cat gif to make you feel better:

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

I agree that whatever is next will be worse but I can’t stand the Boehner apologism in the media. During the shutdown in 2013 he could have put out a clean CR at any point, but he didn’t. Every time there’s been budget negotiations and the Dems meet his demands, he asks for something new. Yeah sure his party is nuts…

I skyped with my mom recently and she said (about the Republicans): “shit keeps rolling downhill and accumulating.”

this got real dark. real fast.

“Hugh Jackman wants Tom Hardy to play “younger Wolverine.”

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

You aren’t alone, no no. In fact your usage has become the default now.

Hey, this is better than the other options. Too many sexy nun costumes.

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Well, the Vatican is the richest city in the world.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

Let’s ignore for a minute the fact that Kylie Jenner did not, in fact, invent the concept of full lips and that full lips have been a beautiful and highly desirable trait for women of color since as long as we’ve inhabited the planet.