That was me, actually. I was grinning like an idiot because I farted.

That’s what I was thinking.

Can we get a shade ruling? He looks pretty judgy.

Peak dad joke right here

I like to imagine his grandaughter wanted it on his phone and he was like oh sure honey whatever you want. And then BOOM. Best moment on CSPAN ever.

How great would it be if all the people who threatened to move to Canada over politics just....did?

Nope.

Eh. I was born to strip. Even born in my birthday suit.

Of course.

You’ve obviously recognized why your original comment was problematic, and I applaud you working to overcome your immediate response, but I just want to ask you to reconsider how you’re approaching even your follow up comment here. She wasn’t “a man at one point.” Trans people are always a given gender, they’re just…

I hear taking vitamin E can help

I dunno. My boner’s completely normal right now. Have you checked with a doctor?

Planned on doing route 66 with my Dad once he got his 1969 mustang finished. He passed away almost two years ago. Finishing the car and taking that trip solo is going to be brutal.

Why, because you’re not usually turned on my beautiful naked women?

I think Laverne is a queen. As in the regal sense of the word. As in YAAAS QUEEN

Goddamn, girlfriend. YAAAAAASSSSSSS.

As it stood last year when the girls were kidnapped

I wish motherly empathy/instincts could be weaponized. These fuckers would BURN.

Well this is pretty much terrible.