JozeeDozee
JozeeDozee
JozeeDozee

Bow down, bitches. Also, this photo makes me want to wear gloves.

Tay-Tay only learned about Ina 5 years ago? God, she's so basic.

Aw, I was coming here to say that. High five!

Native Texan and Selena fan: that's our hometown gal and I approve of a MAC pairing. #JustSayin #AnythingForSelenas

You took the words right out of my mouth. I have no feelings about Vergara, other than finding her vaguely annoying, but damn does that guy have a punchable douche mug.

I wasn’t hiding it. I will say this though: I don’t think every intelligent person votes liberal or every liberal is intelligent. But I do think that if people voted for the betterment of this country sincerly, they’d vote Democrat. Not unafraid to say that. I don’t think the GOP will be around for much longer when

I really wanted to post “I mean it’s a banana, what could it cost, ten dollars” on this thread about GOOP but IDK how to post GIFS :(

It is far more grand than the U.S. parks, so I've heard. Don't knock til you've tried it I suppose.

“Barack tells this wonderful story that you saw in the book: Michelle was haranguing him about getting engaged while they were at a fancy dinner, and he’d arranged ahead of time to have the engagement ring presented with the dessert. When it arrived, he said, ‘Well, that kinda shuts you up doesn’t it?’”

Joe Bless America.

My mom used to buy Avon from friends because she felt bad for them. They always seemed desperate to make a sale. Not sure if it’s because Avon treated them badly or if it was some kind of pyramid scheme or what.

Nope. I read Michelle’s terribly-written post. Her objections are vastly different from yours. First off, the repubs are trying to say the amount of money is too low and that people are actually getting more than 29/week. She also peppered her article with quotes from people who probably have severe nutritional

If that tofu isn’t free-range, it’s a plague on humanity’s dietary requirements.

Why thanks, kind stranger.

You are my spirit animal.