Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

Every older generations lament.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"

Yeah, I'm not sure I have words enough for this gigantic pile of shit garbage human. So I'm just going to go with this.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Who are the Hadid sisters?

I'm going to skip reading this article and simply say they are children of rich people. They give off that vibe x1000.

You can't clap with one hand – it takes two hands.

So basically they're more worried about how their country looks as opposed to how their country treats women. KAY. Sorry probably-dudes, but racist shitstains would have found a reason to hate you anyway. And women already know men can be just as dangerous in India or America. Misogyny is a global problem.

I got out of the greys without an avatar before the last big overhaul of Gawker. Since then, I've had an avatar —plus comments that have had 100s of stars. This is a special occasion avatar, but I'm thinking of changing it:

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

"This could probably be solved by buying more guns."

I always felt that their "Eating more ice cream cures ice cream headaches" study was bull.

ALSO WHEN I STUDIED ABROAD IN SOUTH AFRICA THE ONLY THING I ASKED MY MOTHER TO BRING WHEN SHE VISITED ME WERE BOXES OF THIN MINTS.

"Colin joke-nominated this discontinued fruit jelly concoction for best cookie, which almost caused the entire staff to have a conniption."