After reading Gone Girl, I don't trust no broad that says she's a cool girl.
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There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…
I am seriously the opposite of this—I'm dense as shit; never know when someone is flirting with me; never think anyone likes me. More often than not, a female friend has to tell me, "yo, I think she likes you" or something like that. I'm convinced that making lots of female friends was an evolutionary adaption I…
Teenage me definitely would have responded that way.
It bothers me as a Texan to see people just saying, "Ugh Texas."
Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.
A legal shot across the bow or a crack in the dam, no matter how you want to describe it in metaphor, the legal…
only if they offer this class too
Fireworks and flag waving and patriotic tunes of course
New Biology Curriculum:
Mr. Monopoly has seen some shit. Once you've been to Park Place after dark, you're never the same.
Needs more syphilis.
They certainly are fowl.
A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.
Michael Keaton was in The Other Guys playing a hapless police boss that quoted TLC lyrics all the time. Funny movie, but he ain't picky.
His blog is a mix of the usual conservative talking points — restrain the federal government, the Common Core is a Communist plot — and some very nice things about his family. He's also very, very anti-abortion, so much so that he tried to get a bill passed that last year that would have essentially banned the…