I've been working a long time now in some kind of 9 to 5 fashion, and frankly I doubt I'll ever find a job I truly "enjoy." I tolerate my jobs because they give me money so I can support my family and have my hobbies. Other than that, a paycheck is a paycheck. I find it obnoxious how we're supposed to chase the dragon…

Honestly, my dream job?

THIS. I went to a really good college and when I graduated I realized I don't want to spend my life working. If I could, I would be a housewife, no questions asked. My mother worked full time as a single parent and the single thing I want to give my children (that don't exist just yet) is my time. I love my mother,…

Actual feedback from an interview (paraphrased, because it was 1999):

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

Leslie is not pleased.

nerds

This is some brave shit.

I grew up not drinking Nesquik. My family always bought Hershey's growing up and I got burnt out on it over the years, but still considered myself Hershey's 4 life. Then, one day my wife bought Nesquik and I wanted NO part of it at all. Then I drank it....

Haha, I think banana milk is exclusively a Korean thing. I only ever see it in Asian groceries in tiny lil single serving bottles. Which means whenever I go I buy three six-packs. No shame.

I think strawberry milk is silly but I know I shouldn't judge because I regularly drink banana milk. So shameful...

Counterpoint: Cheese

Strange Synthetic Almond Liquid, you mean.

I give ZERO fucks if people laugh when I drink strawberry milk. Let them hate.

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

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