FFS, just go home and watch hardcore porn Fifty Shades on the internet like a normal kid.

FFS, just go home and watch hardcore porn on the internet like a normal kid.

You know what? I really hope they don't do this. I don't want other countries to emulate our ridiculous work schedules. They suck. They are awful. They are inhumane, frankly. I just don't want them to go there. I want some parts of the world to retain some sanity about buying things.

Fuck this. One of the nicer things about certain parts of Europe was Sunday being a family day, or one where most of the workers were assured of a day off. Sure, it's probably religious in origin. But it benefited everyone.

Homer Simpson is truly the greatest American thinker of our time.

I've been working a long time now in some kind of 9 to 5 fashion, and frankly I doubt I'll ever find a job I truly "enjoy." I tolerate my jobs because they give me money so I can support my family and have my hobbies. Other than that, a paycheck is a paycheck. I find it obnoxious how we're supposed to chase the dragon…

Honestly, my dream job?

THIS. I went to a really good college and when I graduated I realized I don't want to spend my life working. If I could, I would be a housewife, no questions asked. My mother worked full time as a single parent and the single thing I want to give my children (that don't exist just yet) is my time. I love my mother,…

Actual feedback from an interview (paraphrased, because it was 1999):

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

Leslie is not pleased.

Insecure and/or religious guys want virgins - for the former, it's the idea being that you'll be the best she ever had (or knowing that she has no comparative basis for how bad you are). The latter have their own issues.

nerds

This is some brave shit.

I grew up not drinking Nesquik. My family always bought Hershey's growing up and I got burnt out on it over the years, but still considered myself Hershey's 4 life. Then, one day my wife bought Nesquik and I wanted NO part of it at all. Then I drank it....

Counterpoint: Cheese

Strange Synthetic Almond Liquid, you mean.