Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.

OMG MY EYES.

He's a Republican. Which means he probably breaks into yoga studios at night and sniffs the 'dirty' pile.

No man dislikes yoga pants.

I love her too. But her crew doe...their ad libs were hilarious!

My favorite part might be the very vocal peanut gallery

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

Unless your husband wants to, then you must obey your wifely duties!

If they choose to deliver at home, state law forbids them from being assisted by a midwife or other skilled provider.

so can't have an abortion, can't give birth safely..... great

I always thought that penguins preferred floral shirts.

Sweaters are nice, but I prefer football jerseys.

OMG. OMG. OMG.

A PENGUIN IN A PENGUIN BOOKS SWEATER