Hahah. This is why I miss teaching preschool. I always had them say what they wanted to be and illustrate it. One girl asked if she could be two things so we drew a line down the center. One half was her as a professor teaching math at Pitt, the other was her working at Wendy's. in her words, "so everyone I know could…

On TV recently there was this little girl talking about going to college. I was a little concerned because she was like fucking 5 and talking about all the work she does to get into a really good college. Then when asked where she wanted to go to school she said "Hawaii or DisneyLand" and I was like WHEW that was…

"executive coach"

Time flies when you are old I guess. Laughing/crying.

So thirsty.

It's been done

I'd choose Danny Trejo.

Oh good! Think we can catch her in her beetle state, and then put her in a humane jar Hermione style?

Strong take there, brosef. Toss back another Miller Light and head for the exit; you've done what you set out to do.

Drive is the most WTF movie I have ever seen. It's like two straight hours of silent, meaningful stares. And then someone is decapitated. I don't think I'm deep enough for this movie.

While Pitbull has some redeemable attributes (most people do), his overwhelming sexism is at the forefront of my mind whenever I read about him.

I'm a liberal, non-American. Even though I'm not a Republican, I can understand why they want him; his ideas about what women are reflect their ideas of what women are like a…

The ban just makes it sexier. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If we noticed when Mickey Abbott was heightening; we're certainly gonna notice them lightening.

And they didn't even thank her?

I do strongly advocate locking Cathy Young in a jar for an undetermined period of time.

A message for Ms. Young

I appreciate this.

I just imagine Pam from Archer saying it to the Congressional GOP.

Why is dicknuts the funniest?!?!?