Dear Diary,

The Fedoration of Males?

#toolate

Hey, so I've been on Siren as a guy for about a month now (I live in Seattle, where it actually launched). Overall, I have mixed feelings about it. While I've met some really interesting and cool girls on it, the whole "Siren encourages females to make the first move" is pretty much crap. What they mean by that is,…

girl is the female version of guy.

personally i'd be thrilled if the girl made the first step. would take some of the pressure off...

Big cats like boxes, too.

"Most parents who don't vaccinate aren't dumb."

The fluorescent colors, wet parking lots and synth in the background just remind me of how terrible Drive was.

Can we dispense with the girl got revenge on her douchy bf LOLOLOLOLOL?? She threw ACID on another human being. She essentially performed genital mutilation. He will be be handicapped for the rest of his entire god damn LIFE. It is never ok to act so casually about something like this. If it was a story about a man…

The U.S. is overwhelmingly Christian. So it makes sense that Christianity is referenced so much when speaking about religion.

This is all I can picture when I read about Chris Christie and his antics:

I feel like this is just a campaign to support selfies. But whatever I'll do it if you need me to.

I believe you mean "diabeetus"

The Manboy Who Lived.