I ordered online and escorted the haters to the left.

Didn't some idiot in TX legislature just recently float something similar to ban homosexual marriage and kill that annoying checks and balances thing?

Someone must be sharing their homework...

See, that's why it's a special place to live.

holy shit. In Alabama of all places.

ITS LAIKE RAAYEEEAAAAYN...

Sorry; would have been more convincing if you'd tweeted it.

No "I'm sorry I fucked you before we were ready for children"? Or "I'm sorry I fucked you without a condom and enough spermicide to choke an elephant"?

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

I'm not trying to start anything here, but really? This dipshit is bangable? 4/10 at best.

I literally can't follow anything that you're saying because it's dumb as fuck. You missed my point completely and are also a bit of a twat.

... that was today?

How about, instead, I can comment about whatever the fuck I want? Sounds much better to me. Bless your heart.

Zac Posen was her childhood babysitter and personally designs everything she wears to these things. I can only assume he's getting back at her for being a shitty little kid.

The idea that "I must go to the unknown alone and find myself to be FULFILLED" is elitist bull shit.