Lol Beyonce haters can BE MAD AND STAY MAD. Poor souls.

Rejoice, fellow children of darkness! Let us revel in our misandry.

SHE'S MY HERO!

Let's not forget the original mating of big booty with anaconda:

You know what iTunes doesn't censor? Skinny white butts.

It doesn't sound like she feels obliged to do show her ass at all. She wants to. She most likely paid a lot for that ass, it's a nice one, and if she wants to show it off more power too her. If you're proud of your ass you can show it off too (as long as it doesn't violate decency laws). Hell, I don't walk around…

Biosafety Level 4 (BSL-4) is where work is done on pathogens that can be spread via aerosol, are frequently fatal to humans, and have no vaccine or treatment. Special suits are worn, and nothing that is taken in comes out without being autoclaved or otherwise disinfected. Workers shower on their way out. Working in a…

Oh, the horror. If the daughter has any brains, she'll say "yep, like many teens, I acted like a spoiled brat, got punished, learned from it, and grew up." Next.

This is just the episode of The Simpsons where Homer won't let Bart see the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. This daughter will be thanking her mom when she eventually becomes Chief Justice of the United States. #simpsonsdidit

As a Scotsman, nothing amuses me more than someone fanning themselves and getting all misty-eyed and moistly-undergarmented about my accent or some random feature of my appearance (according to one particularly crazy individual about ten years back, it's my eyes. Yes, love, they're blue. And yes, they *are* a nice…

It really helps if you read it in the voice of groundskeeper Willie:

I've actually written about this video and I disagree. You'll notice that when she's in the bikini, she's still placed ahead of Safaree, closer to the camera. You'll also notice that in the still with two chains, it's like >2 seconds of a 3 minute video, the rest of which consists of her surrounding herself with…

Here is Chuck pictured next to Greg Watkins (on the left), together they co-founded the website mentioned and are childhood friends. I am sure that Chuck sat Greg down and had a long talk with him about how his shirt showing a topless woman was degrading women and confusing his children. Or maybe, the woman pictured…

I'm also loving how her response to people calling her a THOT on instagram was to troll by

Dawkins is the worst. We already knew this. But thanks for turning my experience of rape into a pissing contest.

Obligatory:

excellent use of Ruby Rod gif