Are you actor Troy McClure?

Counterpoint: It's people who make the world both fucked up and awesome. If everyone said, "This shit sucks and I don't want anyone else to experience tragedy," we'd never have landed on the moon or cured many diseases or figured out how to make cheesecake. If everyone opted out, we wouldn't have Eleanor Roosevelts or…

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

This pic is amazing.

Now, if only there were a ballpoint pen made just for women.

I think you mean pole dancer. Way different.

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

I have no idea what that must be like, but my heart goes out to you for having to live between a rock and a hard place, and to your dad, too.

I apologize if this is a long comment.

I think the fact that the African American woman here is instantly recognizable as FLOTUS and a Princeton/Harvard-educated BigLaw partner shines a new light on the absurdity that was school segregation. Also, given Michelle Obama's enormous success, the photo asks the viewer to ponder how many similarly able women…

What do you mean 50 years ago?

I liked your advice, so - here

My daughter threw a tantrum over a Big Gulp for 45 minutes and all we did was turn up some metal.

You are doing it so right. I want to give you a gold star. (Former teacher here.)

That's common sense. Get the fuck out of here.

I get her point in that the parent shouldn't be afraid of their child's tantrum and give in. I get that she is speaking out against the parent creating more work for themselves (now there are 2 sippy cups to wash).

"Am starting to realize that a lot of people who care for children don't actually like them."

Master of my domain. I stand corrected.