Holy shit, the chaffing! I mean more power to that person, but fuck me sideways I could not work out like that in jeans.

Jesus H. Christ, why are you so offended, random internet person? I even say “do you” at the end, indicating people should do what they want. I know no one cares about my opinion and not once did I say people shouldn’t wear leggings.

lol. What are your thoughts on jeans at the gym?

I think leggings are like a more firm version of sweatpants, which is probably why lots of people wear them. However, I am also of the mind that wearing leggings, as a stand-in for pants, jeans, etc., to do things not associated with exercise or leisure makes you look like a bum, just like sweatpants do.

Yeah this is some scary shit. When I hear things like this, it makes me glad I never got anything major during my hoe days.

You’re absolutely correct. I think I must have played the two Star Wars:Battlefront games, like 20 hours combined (maybe) before I just gave up and walked away. They’re all about making money based on those stupid microtransactions.

Good god, do you write fanfic for health care insurance???

Give him just a cloud made up entirely of farts. The farts of 1,000 body builders post morning protein shake. The farts of my baby brother that could fell a bull elephant mid-stride. The farts of my college years consisting of ramen, hot dogs, leftover food from the guest speaker I was stealing because free food is…

But...I have insurance.

Yes, yes feed all of this directly INTO MA VEINS...

In that case, call me comrade. #GoSpursGo

“BECAUSE IT HURTS MORE, YOU IDIOT!”

Considering the parents had enough money to buy their kid’s way into the school of their choice, I don’t think the kids will have a tough time compared to other non-rich kids.

Just kill me now.

Just kill me now.

Yeah and what if your mattress is made of memory foam, and there are, like, a bunch of stains that totally aren’t jizz?

Yeah and what if your mattress is made of memory foam, and there are, like, a bunch of stains that totally aren’t…

Hate to be that guy (not really), but the Spurs and the Mavs are interstate rivals because the cities are connected by I-35.

For sure. As one person said, there could be something there, but it just wasn’t explained in this movie. At any rate, I think there was already so much going on that any side romance plot would have been too much. I’m also really glad Brie and Jude’s characters didn’t end up being a thing or were ever a thing.

I’m a man, BABY (Austin Powers voice).

As we say in my family, “Eating corn tortillas is for when you want to be healthy” meaning flour is better tasting because of that savory manteca!