Better than a new U2 album.
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I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.
Well, on the plus side, a black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!
TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:
“We shoulda had more time.”
“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”
I would pay money to watch a show where Hinkie and Jim Tomsula just talked about random shit. You’d get interesting perspectives on the world/metrics/other random Hinkie-isms, plus learn how to hot wire a broken-down vehicle using pickle juice and live earthworms.
Oh I have such a shame. I allowed a genetically altered bin of NOXplode to bite an Abercrombie & Fitch cable knit sweater and now we have this apple smashing creature to deal with. I am so sorry.
Did you see the Reds reply?
Dodgers twitter immediately chimes in...
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Pup, Phil and Sugar Cane are all partners in the same firm as the Texas law hawk.
Drew, you’re ignoring the best part of Christmas week (at least if you work in an office): it’s the one time of the year where nobody really cares what you do while you’re there. People at my company all the way up the ladder will roll in two hours late every day that week, take a 90 minute lunch and leave by 4. The…
Shhh, this is Deadspin, we must complain about everything.
Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.
Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.
Nope. Related: I got drunk and worked the Fandango machine wrong and bought three fucking sets of tickets. If you’re in NYC and need a pair, let me know...
Piss would’ve completed the trifecta, but that and a woman menstruating would’ve completed the cycle.
Judging by the pictures alone, I’m interested. But how will I hide my erection?
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