These are both from 2017.

“...accounting for added interest costs. Including interest costs, the federal debt would rise by $7.2 trillion over the first decade...”

How about the new acting Sec of HHS - he’s not the Asst. Sec. or a Deputy Sec. This guy is several pegs down the chain of command (either because all the other poaitions are still unfilled, or none of them would take the top spot). Something’s strange about this.

UM GIRL WHAT HAPPENED???

If only they would swap out Kenya for Marlo I could truly know joy.

I have a pair of Cole Haan kitten heels that I have worn for work presentations for at least 10 years. Super comfy and stable. Some kitten heels seem really precarious because they are too tiny.

Wedges are ugly. They make your feet look like stumps, or hooves. Wedge booties are an abomination.

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.

Clearly, public presentations are not part of your regular repertoire, because in a pantsuit, you NEVER wear flats unless you’re pretty tall. The proportions get janky, at least for people like me that are above average height but still manage to have short, stocky legs. The 3.5 inchers I normally wear don’t work when…

“These are words Donald Trump just said about Puerto Rico: “The loss of life, it’s always tragic. But it’s been incredible. The results that we’ve had with respect to loss of life. People can’t believe how successful that has been, relatively speaking.” What the fuck does that mean?”

My grandmother wore them when she got older and couldn’t handle a full heel, but was going to be damned if she got caught in flats.

I feel like kitten heels were in because no one really wore flats back then. But yeah they’re ugly and stupid.

Just in case anyone is curious... I am not pregnant, nor am I expecting to be anytime soon. Thank you for your time.

Seeing that kind of fight in person made me think dudes are usually just fighting for show. Ladies are playing for keeps.

...or, alternatively, just slowly taking them off while the other person just keeps fucking talking.

Chips hair has been growing mighty long... that usually means mid life crisis ;P

Chip Gaines is essentially Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman, I just realized.

“...you know what, fuckit...”