Key and Peele have shown us that he will only get the message with a stun gun.

You have no idea how much I miss the Obama’s. Adults, civilized, cognitive thoughts, critical thinking skills, respects people.

Too bad the Apple employee didn’t feel the same way.

This is why you get an Android. No Apple Store. No issues. It’s so easy!! You just call up Google and.....shit.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

if I was one of their ex-staffers... it’d be forever. I’d drop everything and hurry over to help any of the Obamas if they ask.

because we all love and miss the Obamas, thank you very much.

Right, me too. Just seeing a mere mention of the Obamas on the news make me a whole lot better. I’m soooooooo bloody tired of the worthless Trumps, goddamnit.

Good music and having fun are things that know no age.

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

Yes. With any luck it will convince them to invade and wipe us out and end our collective misery.

I simply cannot even imagine the level of histrionics. I’m sure it would be epic though.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

And Family Matters. Anyone seen Judy Winslow?

1.) Pretend the last season of the show never happened.
2.) Pretend the last year or two of Roseanne’s real life never happened.

Yeah, fuck Roseanne.

he will be playing donald trump - roseanne’s new fav.