Well this is some top-notch police work. Finally running down the elusive McGowan from wherever she’s been hiding lately.

Ugh, and I’m going to Panorama this weekend too. Nothing like a heat wave to make the decision to go to a city-based music festival suddenly seem even more risky. Time to sweaaaat.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

It’s hard to count to two around such a hot woman!

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

Typical self righteous bigot with direct dial to God who talks out of both sides of her ass. “I have so many gay friends! I mean, they’re all gonna burn in hell, but boy do they have great fashion sense. Oh, the LGBT lifestyle, with its throw pillows and cocaine parties and it’s Velvet paintings of Tammy Faye Baker.…

for sure but the call is deeeeeeply coming from inside the house in a way that makes me stop and say... why

no.

The team can give you your second half jersey at the end of the game and they keep the one you wore in the first half to market as a souvenir. I love how this idiot in the story thinks there can be only one. I wouldnt want to go in, cool down and have to go back out in a damp cold jersey... you want a dry one,…

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Yeah, I don’t think you looked very well.

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

*This message was brought to you by men, The Rational Gender.

That HIV/AIDS is almost entirely preventable is a fact. That a little personal responsibility is all that’s needed to prevent it is not.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Read the fucking article, idiot. You should have gotten a brand new Birkin. Way better investment than a BMW.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

The reason that reporting on a filed claim annoys you so is because the idea that someone might be accountable for racism is terrifying to you. Fuck you and die in a fire.

It’s a great litmus test for seeing whether a person is irrational or not.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.