Replace “automobile” with “dwelling” and yeah, pretty much.

It depends on if they are a “huuuuggggggge” Nissan dealership

Totally agree, but right now it’s like.....

Your last paragraph describes the root of the problem perfectly.

I’ll be the first to admit that when I was young, dumb and full of $)#& I got upside down on my first couple of car loans. Fast-forward 30 years and I now realize that buying a brand new car is not a good decision for me and better to let someone else take the depreciation hit. That said, the fact that we don’t teach…

I hope you can appreciate the fact that I choose my words wisely just so I could serve that softball up to someone. 

Will the dealer offer steam cleaning or seat replacement if the event my adult incontinence product fails?

Fair amount of rust in the photos in the CL ad. If this were a southern car, I’d NP all day.

Jet drives aren’t for everyone. Last year, I bought a Sea-Doo Sportster for my summer place up in NH. First time I took it out, I knew I hated it. Something about no skeg or rudder scared the shit out of me. Going straight at 50mph was not an issue, but turning and having the ass-end slide out freaked me out as I was…

Agreed...and not as accommodating as a pontoon either in terms of usable space and capacity. And if you want to ski or tube, there are plenty of options. There’s a guy about a mile from me with a pontoon (tritoon actually) with twin 300s hanging off the back

I think it depends. When I had to trailer my boat to/from the marina every time I wanted to go out, I used it less and less the longer I owned it. Then I bought my wife a 24' pontoon boat for her birthday and we decided to keep it in a slip at the marina. We use it year round almost every weekend (yup, Florida) and…

I’m going with “lack of guardrails”

I was going to support this argument until I saw the video. Zero volume is at the 9 o’clock position which is not an intuitive spot. Had straight up been no volume and 11 o’clock max volume (Please, no Spinal Tap references) I could have supported it. Not now. The correct answer is that the middle of the knob needs to…

Mission accomplished

He didn’t really let us know what “makes him smile” when he gets behind the wheel. It think it comes down to the Lotus and the Viper. One that nimble and fun with a little flair for the exotic or one that’s just pure, unadulterated, raw and obscene.  Tough call.

Great idea conceptually. I’m not sure I would be an early adopter though. I could imagine getting an alert, pulling to the right and then have every asshole behind me laying on their horns because they haven’t heard the sirens yet and wondering WTF am I doing.

You are borderline OCD

I don’t know if these are vader seats or not. Look more like stormtrooper seats. I’m working with him on caring for the car, making simple fixes (tail light replacement) so hopefully it’ll last him a while. If not, he’ll appreciate the value of a dollar when he has to replace it I guess.

What is a vader seat? I’m a one and done father when it comes to cars. You get one freebie, after that you are on your own brother.