JorgeLuisBorges
JorgeLuisBorges
JorgeLuisBorges

Just to say - kotaku is basically unreadable now on a phone. More ads than content and the screen locked videos are unbearable. After years of reading (5?6?7? Not sure how many - but a lot) I’m off. Sorry to all the great staff and writers, your content is great. Not that anyone would care.

Yes - you are missing that the reviewer said they found it confusing - regardless of how many times you patronisingly insist that it’s not that complicated, and essentially say “you’ve rolled a dice before - what’s the problem?”.

League of legends give you and indication of your chance of success. The example in this article only gives you one side of the equation and no context. 

I don’t really recall monopoly having you roll dice and add modifiers to pass a check against an invisible, secret number. Most games that aren’t run by a games master say “roll higher than specifically stated number”. Many of those other video games you’ve mentioned are doing random number checks - but not overtly

Ok, right - roll that dice and add your modifiers. What does the result mean? What is it measured against? How do you determine the outcome? I can guarantee you that more people in the world don’t understand it than do.

Michael Anc may very well be guilty here - but it can also be the case that sometimes people are shit at their jobs. It can also be the case that, after a lot of support, training and patience those people need to be told that they are being shit at their jobs. Unfortunately those people often don’t realise at all

Dieter rams for brain 

Things can have the same colour palettes and be entirely different.

I disagree. For me, it’s the best looking console of all time. Reminds me of the work of Dieter Braun’s.

I can recommend eurogamer. 

Ok - I’m ready for annihilation here but - why does everyone hate unit stacking so muc. To me the only issue with it was:

UNO - redesigned as a Microsoft product

Exactly - the assumption in almost any tv series is that, at some point, everyone’s path will cross everyone else’s. 

They say they’re happy, but it’s hard to tell behind those plastic masks they’re wearing.

If anything streamers should be treated more harshly. They are influencing others’ behaviour - more people might have tried the cheats because of him if it wasn’t for this punishment.

I might finally be good at an online shooter.

I just hope Picard gives a new facepalm gif for the collection

Blimey the shooting looks terrible!

Or when Daniel Craig said he was never doing another bond movie - and then is now doing another bond movie.

The people who went felt no time had passed, so why did peter and his mate have a tearful, long-lost reunion?