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Oh my Lord, shut it down, here is the greatest moment in the history of C-SPAN: A (very Southern) mama called into…
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"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."
I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.
To the Publishers of Nicki Minaj's 2015 Calendar,
The celebrity 2 on 2 basketball tournament continued on through the scorching hot San Jose summer afternoon. The finals had arrived and in one corner stood the most unlikely duo.... Kobe Bryant and Andrew Luck.
Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.
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Let's try something here. Here's a song called "Hot and Ready," by the band UFO. Give it a listen.
Someone brings you pizza and you don't eat it. Everyone who was in that room is fucking stupid.
Everybody who didn't go for a slice of pizza should be fired. EAT THE DAMN PIZZA YOU FUCKING YES-MEN STOOGES. EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA. IT'S FUCKING PIZZA, EAT IT.
Sweetheart, I have three masters degrees and am finishing my doctorate right now at a Harvard peer. And Jesus, are Harvard people ever insufferable at conferences. Princeton, too.
I'm ALIVE!
The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic
Just wanted to point out that this douchebag not only got his undergrad degree from Harvard ("Harvard College" — ick) AND an economics PhD from Harvard AND went to Harvard Law.
....is up His Own Ass
Lets look at the facts:
1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.
Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.
You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.
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