JookNook
JookNook
JookNook

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").

Nirvana was the biggest thing since the Beatles? Are you kidding me?

past a disdainful sentient mortadella in a fleece pullover.

Monopoly!

No, we're not.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

He's a corgi! Pembroke, but all black, which is less commonly seen.

This has all the hallmark inconsistencies of a rookie commissioner.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.