This literally describes anyone who moves from Michigan to Portland.

Actions speak louder than words? Respect me in how you treat me (and I WILL measure that against how you treat others; the man who treats me well because he treats people well is impressing me a lot more than the man who treats me well but treats other people horribly), and then you can tell me about your ideological…

3rd gen Portland Oregonian here. People like this are embarrassing. We don't want you! Stop coming here!

Maybe the fact that it sounds like he followed notes from Central Casting?

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

Dear New York,

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

28 y/o dude here: I'm all aboard the nope train. But this is the first I've taken time out of my life to discuss this show on the Internet so I guess it worked.

I live in Boston, and I didn't hear about this. Thanks for posting about it.

I guess we should be impressed that they charged the guy with a couple of crimes. (sighs)

My extended family has a saying whenever a young person does something dumb, "enjoy it now because after 30 you're just a bum". Basically letting everyone know that at 30 we will start judging you for your idiotic decisions.

it's refreshing to read your post. I'm mid-30s, and I've already found that I've had to abandon a few fears because I just can't be bothered anymore, hopefully they keep dropping as they did for you!

Very interesting..great article.

I feel like I didn't mentally balance out until at least 27, for one thing. And it took me a long time to just like myself and be comfortable enough in my own body, and I guess I just noticed that I did after I settled in to 30.

For me, the biggest dealbreaker is if someone demonstrates their unwillingness to be generous or share. I had a really terribly relationship for 2 years that I should have noticed was wrong wrong wrong early on, but I had self esteem issues and had a hard time believing I deserved better. For all the big picture…

" If you treat it like it's no big deal, she will treat it like it's no big deal." This is so important not only in dating but life in general.

Still no Kotaku dating service? Sheesh! :P

Haha! I don't know the dirty, dirty details and honestly I've never wanted to. The family definitely tried to keep it quiet, they were very wealthy and extremely controlling of their 'reputation.' This took place in Pennsylvania on the main line, so not a rednecky place.

"What the fuck is happening? "

Or just try talking to a person of the opposite sex about anything but themselves. As a man, I get along with women way easier than I do with men, because of my childhood. However, I realized the older I got, the more defensive women are at first, as they assume all men try to flirt with them when trying to get their…