“Hey, thanks for the date, but my Jeep won’t start. I’ll need duct tape, a hammer and the use of your dishwasher”

Nothing but respect for this guy, BEAST!

I’ll always remember him for “the pass.”

Now that’s commitment to adding lightness.

There is a Sheetz on the way to my parents’ house that has around a dozen superchargers. There are maybe 25-30 spots at the gas station total. I’m not even sure I would consider an ICE vehicle parking in one a parking violation considering that 30-40% of the spots have a supercharger in front of them. I’ve literally…

It’s not. But it’s polarizing and divisive so journalists bloggers are all over it.

a train crossing, which, unbeknownst to him, was experiencing an electrical short that prevented the warning lights from flashing or the safety arm from deploying

It’s a CRV.  The driver most likely never even saw the cop, or the train, or anything else.

This link has the numbers to report broken railroad signals

Isn’t “good Scion” a contradiction in terms? 

Why take the time to insult the writers in an email when you can do it in the comments?

“I hope you die and all the people in your life ignore your funeral.” is a pretty intense conclusion to an argument about a manual gearbox.

Yuck. :/

I think this car was supposed to go to the emissions test people

This is a type of German Pornography that I’m not aware of. How does one “Fuck of USA?” Enter via which port? East or West? 

I don’t think that’s how you spell Fahrvergnügen 

Looks like I’m going into the personalization settings of my wife’s car after work.

I read an anecdote here recently about (warning: fuzzy memory of vague possibly apocryphal story) German spies masquerading as Allied soldiers who were caught when border guards wondered why they didn’t have a Jeep.

Editor: “Who should we give the story to?”

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