Unless... you know, since she's an NPC with a pre-scripted set of actions, they can just create only the set of animations that they need for her.

Sure, they are big, but they don't normally look like his toes are giant long fingers that start near his ankles. And just look at the way his arms are crossed and tell me he isn't hiding body parts inside of pockets of loose skin.

Sonic being called 'fast' while Marth is just a letter off from his actual name is a pretty strong red flag that this list isn't really the misconceptions of a six year old girl.

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He should look like he has deformed feet and is cleverly hiding his hands behind what appear to be fat folds cleverly disguised as muscles?

He's 5'10... I don't care how Asian you are, that's not 150 lbs.

I'm sorry, but bland characters in JRPG games do kind of offend me. When I see something like 'Fantasy' in the title of a game, I expect for people in that game to be a little fantastic.

Oh, sure, in Canada.

One would think that falsely reporting a crime that requires urgent attention with expectation to use deadly force would automatically be a felony of high severity with or without previous offenses. That shit isn't just a waste of shitloads of money, it puts people in serious danger at multiple levels. The dispatch…

I haven't played Lightning Returns, so maybe he stops sucking in that, but holy hell is he shitty in XIII-2.

You know, provided you don't mind exposing yourself to people with a tube embedded in your butthole.

Of course the real question is why anyone would want to masquerade as this guy considering how completely devoid of appeal he is.

Things that didn't make the list but should have:

And then there's Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed with such greats as 'yeeaaaargh! Beees!' and 'holy crap, this giant engine on my car just made it really obvious that all they do for the mirror races is flip the controls and render everything backwards instead of actually flipping the track'

Did Tri-Ace split off at some point? I guess I do kinda remember Resonance of Fate having something to do with SEGA...

I don't even know how many times I've come across some variant of message along the lines of:

And then there's also the fact that this is freakin' Square Enix we are talking about. Their track record with free to play is pretty awful.

You don't have to be a dick about it, and I'm pretty sure if he was out to score faves for whatever nebulous reason, he would have just lazily reposted a webcomic or something.

You should have caught on based on the way he dangles from trees.

Yeah, they have pretty much doomed Falcon to surrogate status.