That's cool, but if you are gearing your entire draft around a guy, why not take him with one of your two 2nd round picks just to be sure you get the guy you're gearing your entire draft around?

"Freeman Seeks Emancipation from Bucs"

Well, it's just an amateur football game, players aren't paid so mistakes or controversy will happen but no biggie.

Can every Jim Harbaugh article be accompanied by a classic Jim Harbaugh rage gif? They are always so amusing.

Wallace was overheard yelling at Ireland, "WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY FREEDOM?!"

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

This definitely does NOT dethrone the buttfumble. Go watch the buttfumble again.

Let's appreciate how weird the Swiss are.

I know I should be grateful that the Jamboroo is back (and I am!) but getting rid of Greggggggggggg and keeping Great Moments In Poop History is like making oatmeal raisin cookies instead of oatmeal chocolate chip, or The Beatles reuniting but playing Wings songs instead of Sgt. Pepper, or having a Russian literature…

Baby Got BAC

Actually, this was from before the game, when someone in the stands was trying to explain the theory of evolution.

ALTERNATE ENDING

So what should he have done, Doctor Bacon, live another 20 years so you could feel better about it?

Most wins on tour each of last two seasons. That makes him relevant.

The Players' quotes sound like this was more about sexual harassment than about eating disorders.

It's funny, I know each and every word in that paragraph, yet I still have no idea what it says.

Thanks for the well thought out and well written reply. I'm not mad at Dwight for going to the Rockets (he could've went to the Bobcats for all I care) I'm just annoyed by his personality. Also supposedly he was offended by Kobe telling him he can teach him how to win. Dwight is young and inexperienced at a…

Newell: [writes post about how baseball fans are annoyingly hung up on the importance of "earning" a spot in an asinine popularity contest exhibition game]

Yes, that's what I was getting at. Thank you for making the subtext into text.

King: "... Point was, Hernandez was 30th-pick value who went at 113 because scouts thought he was a dillweed w/potential to remain a dillweed."