Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

See when the left mark goes up on the curb and the right mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Robertson had a solid rear axle, so when the left shoe would go up on the curb, the right shoe would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The shoe mark stayed flat and even. This player had an…

Can we get some analysis on the at-bats? Take it awaaaay MO!

Sounds like Mike O'Malley has some serious GUTS!

Pro athletes sure do make a lot of money. Thanks for that original insight.

CLEARLY he is a detriment to their success

THERE CAN ONLY BE +1

I'm pretty sure he does, too.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

That's cool, but if you are gearing your entire draft around a guy, why not take him with one of your two 2nd round picks just to be sure you get the guy you're gearing your entire draft around?

"Freeman Seeks Emancipation from Bucs"

Well, it's just an amateur football game, players aren't paid so mistakes or controversy will happen but no biggie.

Can every Jim Harbaugh article be accompanied by a classic Jim Harbaugh rage gif? They are always so amusing.

Wallace was overheard yelling at Ireland, "WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY FREEDOM?!"

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

This definitely does NOT dethrone the buttfumble. Go watch the buttfumble again.

Let's appreciate how weird the Swiss are.

I know I should be grateful that the Jamboroo is back (and I am!) but getting rid of Greggggggggggg and keeping Great Moments In Poop History is like making oatmeal raisin cookies instead of oatmeal chocolate chip, or The Beatles reuniting but playing Wings songs instead of Sgt. Pepper, or having a Russian literature…

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Actually, this was from before the game, when someone in the stands was trying to explain the theory of evolution.