"That grandma in front of me who cut me off with her basket full of a month's worth of groceries to get ahead of me with a 6 pack of beer and who has coupons for every damn thing there, and disputes several charges on the receipt after paying with a personal check."

* Leaving a shopping cart in a parking space.

I think the whole thing would have gone differently if she said "I had strong feelings for you but in the end I decided it just wasn't right for me."

It's Jezebel. You have to throw in the "slut-shame" buzzword in order to get an article about "women" and "sex" published.

I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

How do you pay out more than you get? Also, keep in mind that the Church could sell art work, and then remove it from the churches (or the Vatican museum) where it is available for all to enjoy right now, and place it in the hands of private collectors who will never let it see the light of day again. It also…

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

Bro 1: Can you grab the buns?

He's Merkel's road beef.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

Mason's life is only beginning. Everyone's always is.

you're doing it wrong. just wait until winter and BAM, water walking. I'm not even a scientist and I know that.

"I'm liking this Belgium squad!"

I was Philip D. Bag, a costumed character that taught children the importance of recycling paper. I found this gig on Craigslist. That's me in the picture.

In the Game of Thrones season finale, the Wall will be attacked by the mythical, long-thought-extinct BITCHES OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

And Safari is #2?

Except that Apple doesn't support Android with any of these services. Dropbox will still be king. Whatsapp will still be king. You can't beat multiplatform reach.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.