I am a lawyer and I wish people would describe me that way: “Oh, he’s that shadowy lawyer figure that may or may not exist.” So ominous.

It never ceases to amaze me what a negative cesspool Jezebel is. Even the smallest action by a member of the Trump family warrants a long, hate-filled article at the drop of a hat. I don’t even like the Trumps, but I can’t help but feel sorry for them when I come here, which is not the reaction I should be having.

I came here to say this. It was also shocking how different the players’ reactions were in this game vs. the Clippers game. The players here immediately stopped playing when they saw what happened and pointed out the injury. In the Clippers game they all kept playing in spite of what looked like a pretty scary injury.…

I suppose I would have to agree with both of you. I read the headline a bit too quickly and assumed it would be better without the comma, or with an additional comma to make the independent clause a parenthetical. I’ll take back what I said about the comma being rogue because it does serve a purpose. However, I still…

I suppose I would have to agree with both of you. I read the headline a bit too quickly and assumed it would be better without the comma, or with an additional comma to make the independent clause a parenthetical. I’ll take back what I said about the comma being rogue because it does serve a purpose. However, I still…

You seem to have a rogue comma in your headline. I know it shouldn’t bother me, but this is the petty person the internet has turned me into over the past 15 years.

I agree with you that it’s fair to assume she’s participating in the “adult entertainment.” But there are many different levels of participation that could make a difference here. Is it just still photos, or webcam work where there isn’t other people involved? That could also make a difference.

I’ll allow it.

At this point I’m willing to offer my legal services for free if they decide to emancipate themselves.

What’s funny is that I’ve known about this meme for months, and yet every time somebody makes a joke about it, it still takes me WAY too long to make the connection. Still a good joke though.

I’m not the only one who thinks that Prince Harry is actually marrying up here, am I? I mean, she gets to marry a Prince and all, but he gets to marry MEGHAN MARKLE!

That all depends on which races you are... There’s probably a handbook somewhere on one of the Gawker sites about when you’re allowed to say it.

Sadly, when I hit puberty my dad was travelling a lot for work and wasn’t around to teach me things, like how to put on deodorant. My mom just bought me a stick and told me to put it on my “underarm” because she’s too proper to say “armpit”. For a year, I applied it just like in that commercial, on the bottom side of…

I agree with you there. I don’t know why I’m so preoccupied with his decision to suck on them twice. It just doubles down on the creepiness.

I can’t wrap my mind around this. Why does he have to suck on each one twice? Seems like one time along the fingers would convey whatever the hell he was trying to convey.

You forgot penile.

I lived in Utah for a while, and I can confirm that it is a strange place, but this guy’s story is weird even by Utah standards. His story was clearly made up to make it sound like he actually has friends.

Yikes! That’s a mortgage payment right there!

I agree that the insurance companies are a big problem with the current and the past system. However, I disagree that my cheaper plan from before the ACA was worse than what I have now. I had a much lower deductible and co-insurance and my premiums were lower. I didn’t have any problems with the insurance denying my…

This plan was what was best for us last year. I am looking into new plans this year and I’m hoping to save some money but my experience so far has been that the plans offered for me and my family are more expensive and with higher deductibles and co-insurance than what we were paying before. I hate to just resign…