That's not very HeyZeus of you...

This car disappeared into the background of my automotive consciousness until recently when Raylan Givens drives one exclusively on Justified. An odd choice of car for his personality, like he doesn't want to belong.

Ha is there another compliment more backhanded to a woman than to call them "handsome"?

"Sucks". I see what you did thar.

They'll charge you $500 for a cupholder-shaped "lightweight quilted cupholder mat."

That's insane! Gotta live your life to the fullest, FLYING DEATH could come for you at any second.

So now you can say you want to play with a little pussy, and have it be completely appropriate on family game nights.

Dodge (and for the most part, Chrysler) have an annoying recent habit of trickling out changes, however minute, seemingly for the sole purpose of pissing people off. For example, Dodge in 2011 killed the Ram logo and went to DODGE as the badge, but in 2012 added red racing hashes to the badge. Small detail but makes…

How fucking fast was the Final destination bus going? And look at Lindsay Lohan back then, what a god damn shame and waste.

I remember watching this for the first time and hoping it was one of those dudebros who jumped out instead

Jeep just upgraded to the 8.4 which is in the Journey and Charger. I agree this version is shit, but the 8.4 is fantastic to use. Bonus points: you can pop a DVD in the system and watch a movie while waiting for the wife.

Wow, nice comparo. But I think its different than the Maserati comparison because, honestly, I don't see Mas as all that exclusive. Ferrari's on the other hand, if you're spending $300k then everything damn sure better be exclusive.

TL;DR sorry but yes the Uconnect is one of the best and easiest to use on the market. Nice and big too, 8.4 in. /thatswhatshe...

/slowclap Well done

Yup the Jeep GC's were all the rage as well. Explorers by a hair as far as total parking lot count.

These might be selling, but nothing beats intimidating like a Charger Pursuit - its civilian form already looks like it hates you, and having the bar and lights only reinforces that you're doing something wrong when it's behind you (even when you're not).

What's with people not knowing what mad jelly means? You ARE on the internetz, right?

It doesn't look like it should fly but it does, like a giant paper airplane. I can see how people mistake it for UFOs.

Nice. At air shows, when the F-15s bank and the afterburners kick on, I try to imagine what goes through the enemy's heads, something like the Wrath of God?

May 24th circled! I still weep every time they manually shift the new Chargers...why Ralph why can't we get manual in the Charger? And no I need 4 doors so Chally's out.