In everything I've seen, when someone gets hit with a collapsible baton like that in a non-critical part of their body, say leg or arm, they crumple like they've been shot. He just bashed the guy's head in using one - that must have hurt.

I had lined up a MAXIMUM BONER joke, but...meh. Why bodypaint if you're gonna wear a bikini?

If the goat ones are real, does that mean that Doritos commercial actually happened?

Didn't they just taste like Grandma?

Thank you. For some reason everyone shits all over 2, when I think it's one of the best ones out there. 4's gotten better with time for me, but it feels like a different movie than a "Die Hard" movie.

GPD looks like it could happen in the world Nolan created - they repurpose the leftover Tumblers for law enforcement use. For that matter though, I'm trying to think if they ever actually called it the Batmobile in the Bale films...I don't believe so? Just Tumbler, or tank or "the other car"?

You're right, and I'm not sure why you are - they're twins after all.

As a kid I watched this on TV all the time, and it was always "ladies, leave". Imagine my surprise when I re-watched it on Blu-Ray after many years...this and many other scenes...

That's not very HeyZeus of you...

This car disappeared into the background of my automotive consciousness until recently when Raylan Givens drives one exclusively on Justified. An odd choice of car for his personality, like he doesn't want to belong.

"Sucks". I see what you did thar.

They'll charge you $500 for a cupholder-shaped "lightweight quilted cupholder mat."

That's insane! Gotta live your life to the fullest, FLYING DEATH could come for you at any second.

So now you can say you want to play with a little pussy, and have it be completely appropriate on family game nights.

Dodge (and for the most part, Chrysler) have an annoying recent habit of trickling out changes, however minute, seemingly for the sole purpose of pissing people off. For example, Dodge in 2011 killed the Ram logo and went to DODGE as the badge, but in 2012 added red racing hashes to the badge. Small detail but makes…

How fucking fast was the Final destination bus going? And look at Lindsay Lohan back then, what a god damn shame and waste.

I remember watching this for the first time and hoping it was one of those dudebros who jumped out instead

Jeep just upgraded to the 8.4 which is in the Journey and Charger. I agree this version is shit, but the 8.4 is fantastic to use. Bonus points: you can pop a DVD in the system and watch a movie while waiting for the wife.

Wow, nice comparo. But I think its different than the Maserati comparison because, honestly, I don't see Mas as all that exclusive. Ferrari's on the other hand, if you're spending $300k then everything damn sure better be exclusive.

TL;DR sorry but yes the Uconnect is one of the best and easiest to use on the market. Nice and big too, 8.4 in. /thatswhatshe...