/slowclap Well done

Yup the Jeep GC's were all the rage as well. Explorers by a hair as far as total parking lot count.

These might be selling, but nothing beats intimidating like a Charger Pursuit - its civilian form already looks like it hates you, and having the bar and lights only reinforces that you're doing something wrong when it's behind you (even when you're not).

What's with people not knowing what mad jelly means? You ARE on the internetz, right?

It doesn't look like it should fly but it does, like a giant paper airplane. I can see how people mistake it for UFOs.

Nice. At air shows, when the F-15s bank and the afterburners kick on, I try to imagine what goes through the enemy's heads, something like the Wrath of God?

May 24th circled! I still weep every time they manually shift the new Chargers...why Ralph why can't we get manual in the Charger? And no I need 4 doors so Chally's out.

That was a large apartment? What's a small apartment then?

"This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content."

Wouldn't worry about down the road - this is the kind of model that gets resold a lot, methinks.

"Gross" was my first impression as well. Reminds me of the somewhat cute girl at work who didn't take care of herself, still has a pretty face but her ass blew up.

Seriously? That sucks! I thought they obtained the rights to them though, in the instruction manual it had "Spiderman and Batman are trademarks of Marvel and DC".

Me too - for a video game movie it did its job decently, because let's be honest, a bald guy wearing a blood red tie and a barcode on the back of his head isn't exactly subtle in the game either. But I like that they didn't shy away from the R-ratedness of how the game is.

I already joined Cobra years ago, because Baroness.

Yea, what was the deal with that? I didn't question it one bit when I was a kid, but that strikes me as extremely odd that you had to fight Spiderman and Batman - from two different comic book worlds.

I had that same thought - then thought she loaded that bow way too slow when the bad guy grabbed the other girl, Oliver would have put it through his eye by that point

To be fair, Lara grunts a hell of a lot in the English gameplay demo as well. To the point of distraction

Sounds like a sexy war, is there video coverage?

I cackled like a moron when the Charger came 'sploding out of the plane. It's so over the top and will make no sense, much like how they towed a safe through Rio in the last movie, but is so enjoyable...

I looked like a fucking idiot because I kept telling my wife the new Corvette would show up somewhere behind Beyonce. She's like are you crazy. In retrospect, how stupid would that have been. Then post-game I kept looking for it during the panning shots but, besides one quarter panel of red, I saw nothing.